Trash needs to be taken out?
My bathroom has to be cleaned?
Online homework is due?
Car needs new windshield wipers?
Exercising is fun you should try it!
You should go out in the world and socialize!
FUCK DOING THINGS, I’M A GOD!
NOW WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO NOT CARING ABOUT POLITICS
“Not much has changed, but they lived underwater.” “they lived underwater.” “underwater.”
the reason why the world isn’t going to end in 2012
oH MY GOD I HAVENT HEARD THIS IN YEARS
oh my god.
FAITH HAS BEEN RESTORED